Apostrophe abuse that makes my eyes bleed.

There are apparently some people who think they’re supposed to insert an apostrophe before ANY USE OF THE LETTER “S” AT THE END OF A WORD. Including a PROPER NOUN.

(And by “proper noun,” I mean someone’s NAME.)

You assume the error in question was at least attempting a possessive, right? No! It wasn’t even a possessive!

There is just no excuse for this. How much longer until someone writes out my last name as “Mier’s”? Come to think of it, I think it’s already happened, but then at least it was someone trying to use the possessive.

If you’re overwhelmed by the rules of apostrophe usage, here’s a handy rule of thumb: when in doubt, don’t use an apostrophe. It’s not error-free, but it’s a step in the right direction. Better to neglect than to abuse.

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  1. #1 by Tea & Sympathy on March 20, 2012 - 12:09 PM

    The most frustrating thing is when people get your name wrong! thank god for online banking gone are the days of unusable cheques, miss-spelled. We love everything to do with proper english language and etiquette too. You might like our first instalment of our etiquette guide.
    http://teaandsympathynewyork.wordpress.com/2012/03/19/how-to-marry-a-prince-a-british-etiquette-guide/
    enjoy.x

  2. #2 by jamiebmusings on March 20, 2012 - 7:53 PM

    That drives me crazy too! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen stuff like that happen. Britney Spears’ mom was really bad with that- I remember seeing some posts she’d written and I just sat there in astonishment at the fact she was once a teacher.

    • #3 by alysonmiers on March 20, 2012 - 8:05 PM

      Oh, dear. I taught English as a Peace Corps assignment. There’s a special kind of *facepalm* at seeing teachers mangle their native language.

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