(Warning: clicking on the link is likely to make you hate your fellow Americans.)
Gee, it only took God 70 years to punish the wicked Japanese for Pearl Harbor. Old man’s losing his touch. I guess that means I won’t be punished for my premarital sex, heathenism and foul language until I’m well into my 90s, by which point I’ll be lucky to be alive anyway. No, no, wait, I’ve got it! God will punish my pro-choice arguing by giving my grandchildren cancer in their 30s. That’s the way it works, right?
Damn, you people suck so hard. We need God for morality like we need cotton candy for nutrition.