Mel Gibson’s a freaking psycho—wait, is that supposed to be news? She Who Must Not Be Given More Attention is making up words where pre-existing words would do just fine—again: news?
Oh, here: BP has a handle on the oil gusher! That is news!
Aaaaaaand, my cousin Butterfly is making her presence known by hunting down my passwords. Of course she is! What else would dear Cousin Butt (she hates it when I call her that) do? I have changed the password here, but if she found the old one, she’ll probably find the new one. That’s just what I get for telling Butt about my time-management issues!